Hilmi always loves making fun of his own name. He seems to enjoy so much ridiculing and deprecating himself. This is one of them.
They: Hello! Graduate Centre Office. Who’s on the line?
Me: Hello. It’s Mi.
They: Yes, I know. It’s you. Do you have a name?
Me: Oh, it’s Mi. Helmi.
They: What the he… Hell you?
Me: No, no, no. Hel-Mi.
They: Okay, do you have another name?
They: What? Do you want me to check on you?
Me: Okay, just call me Mi. Mi.
They: All right, what can I do for you, Mei Mei?